Off topic, but what the hell…

The top 10 reasons why Mats Sundin is staying in T.O…

10. The “Fletch the Axe” Leafs will be just like joining a new team.

9. No more big name stars to compete with for camera time.

8. It took ten years to find a barber who finally understood the meaning of “short on top.”

7. The daily Sunshine Girl.

6. Packing can be such a drag.

5. Three more years and it will be an All Swede Squad. (over DC’s dead body)

4. Rumour has it that J.P. Riccardi will take over and “finally turn things around.”

3. Plans to open up a chain of Souvlaki joints.

2. The Leafs 500 goal milestone is just around the corner.

And, the number 1 reason why Mats Sundin is staying in Toronto…

1. Hot and Spicy Jamaican Beef Patties!